The Why's Of Men

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The Why's of Men


1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)



2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)



3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)



(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)



5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)



6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)



7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)



8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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I ment to mention that I recieved the above joke in an E-mail from Mum... [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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*LOL
I recieved it in an email as well but from sis*L

[cherrysis]

Still makes me laugh!!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[cherriesmum]

#5 is my favorite [img]graemlins/dog.gif[/img]

[cherrysis]

I WAS NOT MOLESTING SPENCER MUMMY I SWEAR!!!
Oh that was one of the funniest thing's I had seen in quite some time. He really did like that song!!!

[cherrysis]

See we were just dancing cause he really loved that song!!!

[cherriesmum]

actualy he has been acting very strange since you left...hahahaha...humping the cats etc....

[cherrysis]

HAHAHAAAAAAA OK that one...oh crap...Tyler jumped because I laughed so loud...OH OH OH that's one way to tighten my stomach muscles eh...it hurts to laugh this hard!!!!

Poor Spencer!!!

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Awww, True love...LOL